Saturday, June 16, 2007

how to get the best snow cone


the other night i devoured the best snow cone imaginable, and as i was doing so, i discovered the secret to getting the best snow cone. that secret is not paying an extra $0.50 for more flavoring. the secret is to flirt. the other night as i ordered my snow cone i was friendly and flirty with the guy working in the snow shack, and as a reward not only did i get an amazingly delicious snow cone, but i learned a trick that will go far beyond snow cones. flirting could help you get a better subway sandwhich, free drink refills, or an extra bread basket. even more amazing!!! flirting could reap benefits far beyond food--possibly even getting you out of a speeding ticket, or getting a better deal on a car. moral of the story: flirting is seriously under-rated.

1 comment:

M said...

I couldn't be more proud of you to be living summer so well and to be developing such skills ;o)